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Pages in category two and a half men this category contains only the following page. For when you need a fast funny joke, here are some short jokes to get anyone giggling. As fontaine says somewhere in there, each man is three men, the naked jungle quotes. Little bobbie, while at a neighbors, was given a piece of bread and butter, and politely.

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Here are some jokes that only smart people will understand. Book jokes and humor from school jokes, teacher jokes, pupil jokes and more. If you like to participate, you can help with the current tasks, visit the notice board, edit the attached article or discuss it at the projects talk page. Jan 06, 2009 yeah i think it depends on the relationship honestly, like im a guy and ofcourse i have plenty of guy friend sometimes they joke to other people and say wer couple its obviously a joke, but in your case it sounds he likes you, haha but anyways i 100% believe that it depends on the relationship. By reading beyond this point you certify that you are over the age of 18 eighteen and not offended by adult humor. While youre at it, follow these little grammar rules to. Woody hayes february 14, 19 march 12, 1987 was football coach at ohio state university from 19511979. Aug 01, 2001 i have just read the half not told and was fascinated by the tale of a town ripped apart by divided loyalties during the civil war, a town devastated by the war, yet with a story completely unlike that of towns truly in the south. This book contains adult jokes that could be considered offensive by some. And the thing is, everyone needs a bad joke every now and then call them dad jokes if you must, but its not just dads who love a good groaner. At least i hope im right otherwise were all in big trouble with this in mind, here are some jokes to lighten your day.

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